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September 8, 2007
call for immigration reform
KIW's staff is alarmed by an underreported threat to our nation's borders.
This threat is more dangerous than Mexican dishwashers or even Osama bin Laden. Our nation's oldest enemy - the British - have come up with a diabolical means of demolishing the fabric of our great nation. They're planning to steal our women.
In light of this clear and present danger, KIW's legal staff is calling for an emergency amendment to the Patriot Act, authorizing the immediate detention and removal of all British males under 70.
Quite simply, our national treasures are at stake.
KIW is calling on all red-blooded American men to rise up, and act now.
West Hawaii Today; 13 August 2007; p A3; 'Grrr, baby, grrrr! British men top sexual-satisfaction list'
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